From Madonna to The Madonna

Apparently Madonna's decision to adopt a Malawian baby was to "help one child escape an extreme life of hardship, poverty and in many cases death".

Just how many cases of death one baby would expect to face in Malawi remains unclear. Obviously, muliple deaths in a single lifetime is not a happy prospect, even if the alternative is having Guy Ritchie as your dad.

Does this mean that, having done just about everything else, Madonna is now trying to actually become the mother of God, taking on a child that can achieve The Resurrection? That really would be the ultimate image makeover.

But quite a good look for the new album.