24 February 2007

A ghostly M.O.

On this week's Haunted Homes on ITV2, a sinister spectre of soft furnishings was at work. This week's witless victims of supernatural phenomena were haunted by a spirit who liked to place cushions neatly on the sitting room table. Presenter Mia Dolan realised straightaway what she was up against:

"Stacking?? That is classic Poltergeist ".

It's this sort of forensic, detailed knowledge that is the hallmark of a quality show. Watch out, poltergeists, you are so busted.

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